Fight job search anxiety in cheekily weird ways

Knots in the throat are not funny. Deep down the stomach sneaks in sleazy job search stress. Firstly, living as if running in search of an asylum, and then comes the stress and night owl life. Fighting job search anxiety like a weirdo would be the cheekiest thing possible.

Bloody ambitious has a slim difference from being obsessive. Driving away the anxiety out of job search could be a piece of cake also ;)

Staring at neo- Gothic artworks – It’s the magic portion that channelizes our mess-ups. Yes, it’s good to be out of mind staring at them for 15 minutes. I repeat, staring is insisted, not just a glance. When we look at the complicated beauty of past decades, ugliness of today’s world is counted as nothing.

Shut an eye – Yes, sleeping helps. It’s hard to shut an eye, when tricky interview questions like, “why do we need to hire you?” knocks the head.

If someone is away from books, let them pull out Jeffrey Archer. This way they fall asleep in the chilling hands of night feeling as dull as a dishwasher.

Good rogering – Please forget about being a control freak! Getting frisky with an adoring soulmate and nothing would stand up to that. Job search anxiety is subdued by the time endorphins run out of life. Quite cheeky a way to fight stress caused by tedious job search, is it?

Running like a slave – We never knew that we’re capable of doing it, unless we burn out calories in power running or pushups.  After snacking like a bird, it feels like we’re storming out on the “ball of anxiety” brought in by job search, when we exercise like, there isn’t going to be a morrow.

(Pictures courtesy: various sources)