Brown Jacket Careers in San Francisco, CA

Brown Jacket, LLC represents the umbrella organization for my comedic and covert operations. Need a joke? I’ve got a few. Need to install a puppet government in a remote and secluded region? I’ve seen The Delta Force. FAQ: Q: Is this a real business? A: It depends. Are you an investor? Then yes. Q: Are you actively seeking investment? A: If you have cash, I have a bank account with a minimum balance requirement. Q: Why should I invest? A: Brown Jacket, LLC represents a $1B market opportunity. I have a PowerPoint slide that has an arrow pointing up and to the right. The organization is currently on it’s 3rd pivot. I have studied under the likes of Steve Blank and Dave McClure. The company is revenue-less and not profitable, which makes Brown Jacket a suitable part of any VC portfolio. Actually, Brown Jacket, LLC currently incurs no costs, so technically, it is not not profitable. An amazing opportunity! Q: What exactly do you do? A: I pretty much just officiate my friends’ weddi